THE CHEATER: How To Cheat And Get Away With It
A diamond may be forever, but gonorrhea lasts a helluva long time too. Get one, and you are screwed in more ways than one. Yes, even the hot ones, so beware that the cool chick you hook-up with may become the next stalker, call your real girlfriend just to get back at you, sleep with roommate type, mutilate you, etc. The hookup girl may play it cool for a while, but chances are she wants to be the full time thing and she will secretly work to get you busted.
The more you go back for some, the greater the risk you will get busted. Yes, she will lie to you about being on the pill and actually get pregnant. See numbers 2, 3, 5, 6 Girlfriends find credit card receipts. Then you have to go out and buy everything you bought your mistress for her. This is bad. If you are meeting your side thing at your place, your neighbors know and sometimes they talk to girlfriends. Especially if you live in an apartment with thin walls. Girlfriends see text messages on your phone from other women. From miles away. Their femme sense goes off the second it shows up in your text box.
This is a documented fact. Girlfriends see strange numbers on your phone and investigate them. This remains true for and numbers as well. When men cheat, it usually means that they are looking for something their girlfriend is not providing. Realize that your real relationship is already screwed. If you truly love your girlfriend, expect some serious, painful guilt.
I mean, the kind that gnaws at your soul. If you still have one. You could end up on one of those fun websites in the spotlight like WomanSavers. Long after girlfriend forgave you, her family and friends will still hate you. Your girlfriend WILL cheat on you in retaliation.
Oh yeah, the guy she cheats with will be hotter than you.
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Or worse, your best friend. Your girlfriend will try harder than anything to forget what you did. She will not. It will always hurt. Trying to date two women costs three times as much. If you want to fix things with your girlfriend, she will forgive you, but the relationship will change.
She will always have trust issues with you from that moment on, no way around it. Besides, you deserve it. If your girlfriend chooses not to forgive you and it looks as if she has moved on; She has, move on. Especially on national TV, like this idiot. She will likely get even more hurt and pissed when you describe what you and other babe did, but if you lie, she will know it and get hurt worse.
We like to think a cheater has sought out an exciting, illicit affair with a cream-of-the crop specimen who would put us to shame in the looks department.
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A survey of 4, cheaters found that just 30 percent of men said they had a younger lover than their wives or girlfriends. More than half of women surveyed said their main squeeze was better looking than their lover, too.
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But about 50 percent said the lover was in better shape. Sorry, guys. When you imagine the type of woman who would be up for a little cheating, you probably picture a high-powered, glamorously bored, jetsetting type of woman who wears expensive fabrics, carries a giant designer purse and owns something called statement jewelry. Turns out she is a sad lady who is more or less trapped in the movie Pleasantville.
The average cheating woman, at least one who uses a site like Ashley Madison, shops primarily at Banana Republic , a store full of grays, blacks and neutrals that overcharge in exchange for the illusion of being professionally tailored. The majority of men who cheat work in finance.
They drive Audis. They drink Guinness and Corona. Just like men. Current studies show that millennial women actually cheat more than their male counterparts. Progress is a bitch, amirite?
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This is backed up somewhat by another survey on why women cheat that found that women were more likely to cheat if their mothers had as well. This only amounts to danger if the primary relationship was actually worth saving. Besides, men are more likely to actually die while cheating.
Men are more likely to have a heart attack cheating with another lady in a strange place than whilst fucking the madam at home.